your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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