So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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