worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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