found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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