I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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