If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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