fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
you had me at cake vodka
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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