There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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