I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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