Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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