I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
