He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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