You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
try to milk me bitch
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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