My brain says no but my pants say off.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
birth control should be required to get into college
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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