Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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