Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
operation harelip BJ is a go
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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