So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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