so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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