I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
