so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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