I need help removing her.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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