Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Sorry about my life...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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