We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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