Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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