i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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