Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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