Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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