Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
In other news, I just burned my penis
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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