On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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