Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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