its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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