her vagine was all disorganized.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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