I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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