Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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