question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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