so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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