Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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