It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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