Where is the hickey?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
