Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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