Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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