I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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