By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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