Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry 54INT hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(207): View more from Maine

using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.

Fav 27 4690 1309
share tweet
(910): View more from North Carolina

it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'

Fav 24 11079 1191
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(512): View more from Texas

I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.

Fav 22 4339 1490
share tweet
(847): View more from Illinois

I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.

Fav 18 6525 1203
share tweet
(224): View more from Illinois

States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.

Fav 49 4458 1586
share tweet
(954): View more from Florida

Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?

Fav 6 2633 1246
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(541): View more from Oregon

Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...

Fav 6 2314 1158
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(217): View more from Illinois

Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.

Fav 5 2156 981
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(408): View more from California

YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

Fav 1 591 651
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT