is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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