fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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