her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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