This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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