So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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