I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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