You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
