no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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