Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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