Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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